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Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
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Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
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(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
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Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
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What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
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Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make for you in the morning!
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
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Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
