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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
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Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
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That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
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(Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
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Your name is Anita, huh? Can I call you Anu? Really, what time?
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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
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Miss, if you,ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
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Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
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That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
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Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples....
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Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
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(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
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Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
