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If you have a heart attack when you forgot to pay your phone bill and receive a "pending disconnection of service" notice.
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When you order most of what you buy... online.
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If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
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When you find yourself engaged to someone you've never actually met; except through e-mail.
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When you add your third modem and dedicated phone line.
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When that 50Gb hard drive is full.
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If 700 Mhz is simply too slow.
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When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
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If you have an "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the engine is running.
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When you discover that in order to drive your car somewhere, you do not enter an http:// or ftp:// address.
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When you can access the Net - via your portable and cellular phone.
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If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
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When you put a CD-ROM in your car's player.
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When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find it's on TV.
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If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationary.
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If magazines like "InternetWorld" are of greater interest than "Playboy" or "Playgirl".
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If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
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If you use more than 20 passwords.
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If you set up your own Web page.
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If you set up a Web page for each of your kids... and your pets.
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If, instead of a phone number, you ask someone for their e-mail address.
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If you don't know anyone who DOESN'T have an e-mail addresses.
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If you convince your mom that she HAS to get online because e-mail is so much cheaper than long distance phone charges.
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If you can write a list like this.
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If you can relate to a list like this.
