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Here are few
more tips
'n tricks to get the truth out of her and make her 'Talk'.
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Plan to freak out in a place like Goa or if your wallet allows you to some exotic foreign location. Bug her by relentlessly talking 'bout the 'Crazy Time' you and your friends are going to have. Keep yourself involved in preparation of vacation and whenever you talk to her - talk about vacation enthusiastically, go out shopping with her for flashy clothes, new set of goggles, a pair of shoes, swimming costume etc.
Let her feel 'Let Out' of your life.
Before you leave, excitedly tell her that your friends are going to enjoy a 'Vacation King size' and that you will try not to forget to send her a post card.
Plan a date a day before you leave for vacation, she will probably need to 'Talk'.
If she is least bothered about the entire thing, BEWARE. She must be planning to enjoy your absence 'King Size'.
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Suddenly realise that your city has now become a 'Graveyard of Industry', that there are no growth prospects left. Tell her that you have an uncle who is into business and that now he wants me to join him and that you have to leave town or that may be your whole family is shifting. She will have deepest fear of loosing you & that she has not been consulted and left out. When she asks you, why did you not consult me before taking the decision, ask her jokingly, are you my life partner??? She will eventually come up with the 'Clarification' as to who is 'she' to you? You get to a point to start your 'Talk'.
If she doesn't, you get to know what you never wanted to know.
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Impart certain devastating piece of infos. Tell her that one of your family friends has a flourishing business in Dubai and an 'only' child Miss Gorgeous who is coming to India. Hint about your mom dreaming 'bout a 'Chand si bahu'. This is an age-old technique. So tread with extra subtlety and caution. She'll probably 'talk' it over with you soon.
If she doesn't, You get to know what you never wanted to know.
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Come up with some blue eyed stunner. Sing paeans in her praise. Her style of talking, her sense of humor and what not. Let her know how interesting this female is, project her as one of the most interesting female you have ever met. Go like, "You know, 'Pamela' was with me last evening and we enjoyed like hell… (You guy's have to be careful here!!! ). Postpone a few dates because of this irresistible female. You'll soon be rewarded with a heart-to-heart.
If not, you get to know what you never wanted to know.
If all the above fail, DUMP her before your life gets dumped. It is high time for you to accept the TRUTH.
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