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Boomerang ! How to get her back into your arms  ?

Tip 'n Trick # 03:

A couple was on the verge of breaking apart. After a lot of saying this and that the boy said 'Okay honey! Here take a paper and a pen. Write down all you hate in me. I'll do the same. We'll be rational about this not to forget the good times we have spent together.'

The guy started writing, thinking and writing and went on and on. The girl had one look at him and immediately started pouring all she had in her mind. Time flew by yet both kept writing. Finally they finished.

The guy asked, 'Is that all, sweet heart?' The girl was comparatively relaxed after throwing all the shit on paper. 'Yeah, you idiot' came the reply. He said, "Okay darling let's exchange."

The guy took the paper. It went somewhat like this:

"You are an idiot. The biggest idiot I have ever met on earth. Most of the times you are not bothered about me, you are chronically late #*$@#^* …


The girl took the paper. It went somewhat like this:

My only Love,
Sweetheart, for the world you are someone, but for someone you are the world. Do you know how much I love you? May God bless you with all the best in life, may he shower all my share of happiness & joys on you… Sweet heart...

Her Reaction:

Needless to say, she went emotional, felt small. Before the guy could read her entire thing the paper was snatched, and she came rolling into his arms.

After this, the smart guy did change himself but he did not loose her.

Tip 'n Trick # 04:

On every month send her flowers on a day you first kissed her, whether you are in town or out. Set up with a flower shop. They then can also contain your card & letters.

Always a naughty reminder...

Tell her this is just way of expressing your love and affection. Take a promise that you will never say 'no' to it.

After you are dumped, you have a way to reach her every month.

Her Reaction:

This should move her. The flowers will always remind her of the emotional & physical attachment she had with you.

Tip 'n Trick # 05:

We often get hurt - yeah physically, and often bleed - the blood commonly goes waste dripping here & there. Have you ever thought of making a use of it? It sounds cheap but works wonders.

It works wonders in relations and that too if used at a proper time - proper place. Plan in advance.

All you have to do is get an emotional card and a few punch lines and wait. The day you get hurt, use the dripping blood on that card. Write the punch line and store it carefully. Toss it to your advantage when the time comes.

Her Reaction:

She will get furious first and then emotional. Furious, because this is one of the extreme cases of emotional blackmail. Sentimental, because in some corner of her heart she still loves you.

Tip 'n Trick # 06:

Most of the fair sex suffers from their complex chemistry within. They have a tendency to go behind shadows. Smell fast. Forget her (not literally!).

Don't go behind her and do not let her know that you are still after her. This world is so big and surely there is a girl out there who is waiting for you.

The moment she realises that you have also dumped her, not interested in her anymore, she will follow. In life, to get a particular thing sometimes you have to go away from it. You have to bear the agony of it all but the result is often sweet.

Whatever the reason, remember true love wins.

Here, winning need not mean getting your sweetheart for the rest of your life.

Love is the most precious of all emotions. Be grateful to have savored this greatest of all emotions. That in itself is a major triumph of humanity over the rest of the world. Enjoy this sweetest of victories.

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